first things first.

i need someone to design my blog for me. poseurs can never function efficiently if they work from where i do. unfortunately, my seeming lack of technical skill about html's is gonna be my - and this blog's - downfall. i've been reading about html's, but i never understood the stuff completely. i have yet to find a dumbed down explanation of how widgets and all those other thingamatechies work, and until i do, i expect a humdrummy existence in this bit of the cyberspace. so if some kind soul wanders by and sees my s.o.s., feel free to drop me a line or two. i need an original blog design. one that reeks of pretentiousness - i'm the dilettante. never should anyone forget.

ta-ta.